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Wisdom #1489: The hipbone's connected to the... jawbone?

Wisdom #1112: I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.

Wisdom #78: The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

Wisdom #400: If you don't like the news, go out and make some.

Wisdom #97: We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

Wisdom #553: The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves 125 feet for each gallon of diesel that it burns (at 20 mph).

Wisdom #893: Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.

Wisdom #327: Stay the patient course Of little worth is your ire The network is down

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