Wisdom

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Wisdom #948: Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...

Wisdom #303: There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

Wisdom #1525: The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.

Wisdom #1084: I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself

Wisdom #1608: We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.

Wisdom #375: Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.

Wisdom #1165: If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.

Wisdom #1326: No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.