Wisdom

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Wisdom #1434: Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Wisdom #1057: How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?

Wisdom #24: A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.

Wisdom #1416: Sha-ZAM sirrah!

Wisdom #658: I tried to get a life once, but they were out of stock.

Wisdom #1115: I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.

Wisdom #1455: Take no prisoners, we can't feed them.

Wisdom #328: A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.