Wisdom

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Wisdom #1069: I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.

Wisdom #799: And so it begins that some things last forever...

Wisdom #702: KILL YOUR TELEVISION!

Wisdom #143: Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

Wisdom #1628: What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?

Wisdom #375: Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.

Wisdom #1169: If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.

Wisdom #950: Eureka!