Wisdom

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Wisdom #655: It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

Wisdom #1080: I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables!

Wisdom #848: Bonzo the Demon Dog from Hell with Handlebars for Ears.

Wisdom #299: One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

Wisdom #1439: Stamp out the post office! Mail electronically.

Wisdom #1325: No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.

Wisdom #305: Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.

Wisdom #1549: This statement is false.