Wisdom

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Wisdom #42: Oops! I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Wisdom #119: Does the Little Mermaid wear an alge-bra?

Wisdom #795: Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.

Wisdom #106: Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

Wisdom #1084: I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself

Wisdom #1424: Small change can often be found under seat cushions.

Wisdom #859: Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.

Wisdom #1301: My powers are beyond your understanding!