Wisdom

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Wisdom #84: Illiterate? Write today for free help.

Wisdom #161: Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll get to enjoy it a second time.

Wisdom #1638: When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my father did, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

Wisdom #172: Once a year, go someplace you've never been before.

Wisdom #670: If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

Wisdom #107: For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.

Wisdom #1460: Thank you for shopping at S-Mart.

Wisdom #300: By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.