Wisdom

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Wisdom #190: For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Wisdom #1069: I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.

Wisdom #828: Ban Censorship!

Wisdom #670: If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

Wisdom #1126: I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.

Wisdom #1466: The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.

Wisdom #446: Help wanted telepathy: you know where to apply

Wisdom #781: Ah-ah, Mr. Wiiilson. Ah-ah, Mr. Heath.