Wisdom

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Wisdom #1496: The more people I meet, the more I love my battleaxe.

Wisdom #699: You can make as much ice faster by starting with warmer water.

Wisdom #507: If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run.

Wisdom #1468: The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.

Wisdom #743: A conservative is a liberal who has been mugged.

Wisdom #839: Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.

Wisdom #304: This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it.

Wisdom #1016: Guns don't kill people, I do.