Wisdom

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Wisdom #680: The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth

Wisdom #1077: I call her Attila, 'cuz she's my Hun...

Wisdom #257: What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Wisdom #1219: It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.

Wisdom #888: Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.

Wisdom #1104: I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as long as a week sometimes to make it up.

Wisdom #642: A true friend is one that lets his grass grow as tall as his neighbor's.

Wisdom #637: A man (or woman) who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.