Wisdom

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Wisdom #866: Coffee sweetened with NO-DOZ...Programmers petrol!

Wisdom #490: Anyone would think we were living on some island somewhere. --George Walden

Wisdom #1658: Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.

Wisdom #91: 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Wisdom #93: Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

Wisdom #433: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. . .

Wisdom #1576: Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.

Wisdom #1111: I only kill to know I'm alive.