Wisdom

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Wisdom #940: Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.

Wisdom #563: The World's Shortest Books #16. Career Opportunities for Liberal Arts Majors

Wisdom #785: All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.

Wisdom #136: Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?

Wisdom #167: Be gentle with the earth.

Wisdom #507: If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run.

Wisdom #1650: Which part of the chicken is the noodle from?

Wisdom #1185: Ignorance can be cured -- but stupid is forever.