Wisdom

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Wisdom #920: Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.

Wisdom #997: Frumble! Frumble! Istharcity!

Wisdom #417: Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

Wisdom #554: The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."

Wisdom #705: Guinea pigs actually *do* have small stumpy vestigial tails. Take a look!

Wisdom #1615: We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...

Wisdom #1584: Um. No. It's not mayonnaise.

Wisdom #1472: The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.