Wisdom

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Wisdom #1236: Kryten, unpack Rachel and get out the puncture repair kit!

Wisdom #25: I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.

Wisdom #186: Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?

Wisdom #726: "Alright, but Shamu wouldn't work under these conditions!"

Wisdom #14: Don't you just hate programs that whine?

Wisdom #1675: You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!

Wisdom #1607: We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.

Wisdom #189: Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.