Wisdom

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Wisdom #378: We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?

Wisdom #1257: Living right doesn't really make you live longer, it just SEEMS like longer.

Wisdom #1479: The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.

Wisdom #939: Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it binds the universe together.

Wisdom #406: I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Wisdom #746: A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.

Wisdom #1436: Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.

Wisdom #970: Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.