Wisdom

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Wisdom #1519: The universe is like a grapefruit -- it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.

Wisdom #689: Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.

Wisdom #910: Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.

Wisdom #593: Technology for the Country Folk ... DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife

Wisdom #1545: This is the most amazing loaf of bread I've ever owned.

Wisdom #292: Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

Wisdom #178: Remember that your character is your destiny.

Wisdom #1321: Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.