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Wisdom #238: Signs It's Time to Abandon Your Space Station: #10. The Russian Transportation Safety Bureau has issued a recall on all Mir Model 2000 Orbital Space Platforms.

Wisdom #315: Printer not ready. Could be a fatal error. Have a pen handy?

Wisdom #1551: Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.

Wisdom #1688: You took my breath away and now I want it back.

Wisdom #23: He who dies with the most toys, is, nonetheless, still dead.

Wisdom #933: Dont'cha hate it when that happens?

Wisdom #1273: Mate, this parrot wouldn't VOOM if you put four million volts through it!

Wisdom #1295: My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes

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