Wisdom

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Wisdom #407: Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

Wisdom #1285: Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.

Wisdom #1507: The president's weird. He's got a burgundy beard. It's a ripoff.

Wisdom #736: "What did Medieval people do before television?" "Had tea, I suppose."

Wisdom #1234: Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.

Wisdom #379: He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Wisdom #440: The mountain veiled in mist is not a hill; an oak tree in the rain is not a weeping willow.

Wisdom #943: Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.