Wisdom

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Wisdom #126: If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Wisdom #1509: The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.

Wisdom #21: Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

Wisdom #1066: I admit that I am powerless over fish innards.

Wisdom #309: Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred.

Wisdom #417: Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

Wisdom #304: This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it.

Wisdom #1099: I like you, Sali. That's why I'm going to kill you last.